1.) Tesla Titles
2.) Streaming Gold
3.) Lebron Scores
4.) Goldman Suchs

1.) Tesla Titles: Elon has a new title: Technoking. His CFO is the “Master of Coin”. You want the creativity that will change the world but you can’t handle the quirkiness, can you?

2.) Streaming Gold: Netflix has been nominated for 35 Oscars, smashing its own record of 24 from last year. First the filmmakers wanted to keep streaming out of awards shows entirely, now we all stream! Perhaps data helps inform the trend? Nah, can’t be.

3.) Lebron Scores: Lebron is a named partner at Fenway Sports group, elevated to the partnership level from an existing ownership stake in FSG holding Liverpool. Word is he didn’t even have to shell out more cash! Must be good to be King James

4.) Goldman Suchs: a brave group of 13 IB analysts banded together to conduct a survey and concluded…their working lives are pretty brutal. They work an average of 98 hrs weekly, get 5 hrs of sleep, and rate their mental health a 2.8/10. The capital market & SPAC boom this year aint helping. Good luck, we’re rooting for you to eventually land in tech where you belong!