1.) I Am Not A Cat
2.) Bitcoin, Baby
3.) fLyin’ Ted

1.) I Am Not A Cat: The “GameStop” hearing in “D.C.” (on zoom) was mostly focused on Robinhood & CEO Vlad but, let’s be real, Keith Gill stole the show. He is not a cat, he is not a hedge fund, and he likes the stock. Bravo, Keith. Way to hang in there!

2.) Bitcoin, Baby: Digital gold soared to a $1T market cap joining companies like Apple, Microsoft, Amazon, and Google. Wait, not exactly the right analogy? Doesn’t have a CEO, it’s just code.. $50k+ per coin though? To the moon indeed!

3.) fLyin’ Ted: Ok, not a tech story. This episode of climate change wreaking havoc stars Texas. Their grid has frozen over and millions are without power and water. But the real viral story of the week is Senator Ted Cruz + fam jetting off to Cancun in the middle of it all. The power of the internet doth persist. Ever heard of social media, dude? You’re so busted